Note: This is the working draft of the Complaint which I plan to file against my hair. I just need to find a lawyer who would be willing to represent me because I think it would be inappropritate if I were to represent myself.
National Capital Judicial Region
Regional Trial Court
City of Manila
Branch __
Cid S.T.A.
Plaintiff,
versus For: Damages
with Application for
the issuance of a Temporary Restraining Order
Cid's Hair/s
Defendants.
COMPLAINT
3. Plaintiff has been living with the Defendant from the day he was born. The former therefore assumed that the latter will be with him until the day he dies.
4. However, without any justifiable reason, Defendants (well most of them) have consistently been leaving Plaintiff's head. This, therefore, exposes the latter's forehead in the most humiliating manner.
5. Because of the Defendant's malicious abandonment, Plaintiff remains single and unwanted by majority of the female population.
6. Defendant should not leave the Plaintiff until after the laytter is 60 years old. That is the natural order of things, for God's sake!
7. Plaintiff deserves to have his previous hairline back to its original position.
PRAYER
Wherefore, premises considered, it is most respectfully prayed of this Honorable Court that a Temporary Restraining Order be issued enjoining the Defendant from leaving the Plaintiff.
Other reliefs just and equitable under the circumstances are likewise prayed for.
Plaintiff, through undersigned Counsel, and unto this Honorable Court, most respectfully avers that:
1. Plaintiff is of legal age, unfortunately single, and presently residing somewhere in Cavite where he can be served with summons, notices, and other processes of this Honorable Court.
2. Defendants are also of legal age , single, and residing at Plaintiff's head, where he can be served with summons, notices, and other processes of this Honorable Court.
1. Plaintiff is of legal age, unfortunately single, and presently residing somewhere in Cavite where he can be served with summons, notices, and other processes of this Honorable Court.
2. Defendants are also of legal age , single, and residing at Plaintiff's head, where he can be served with summons, notices, and other processes of this Honorable Court.
STATEMENT OF FACTS
3. Plaintiff has been living with the Defendant from the day he was born. The former therefore assumed that the latter will be with him until the day he dies.
4. However, without any justifiable reason, Defendants (well most of them) have consistently been leaving Plaintiff's head. This, therefore, exposes the latter's forehead in the most humiliating manner.
5. Because of the Defendant's malicious abandonment, Plaintiff remains single and unwanted by majority of the female population.
ARGUMENTS
7. Plaintiff deserves to have his previous hairline back to its original position.
PRAYER
Wherefore, premises considered, it is most respectfully prayed of this Honorable Court that a Temporary Restraining Order be issued enjoining the Defendant from leaving the Plaintiff.
Other reliefs just and equitable under the circumstances are likewise prayed for.
